*does something incredibly stupid or embarrassing* well, one day we’ll all be fucking dead. Everybody dead. We’ll all die. Fucking dead. Everyone. Fucking everyone gone. No more bad times.
have you ever just assumed that a word was pronounced a certain way and you end up pronouncing it incorrectly throughout your entire life and then one day someone corrects you and its like you can almost hear satan laughing as the flames of hell begin to seep up from underground and slowly burn you to death
Become an archaeologist, they said.
It’ll be fun, they said.
It’ll be fun they said.
It’ll be fun they said. It’ll be fun they said. It’ll be fun they said.
why the fuck would straight ally’s get scholarships meant for LGBTQ students
are you fucking kidding me………
Because my aunt, who is an ally, has driven me to protests, has been there to talk to me when i needed it most, has called her congressman, has helped organize rallies, has worked TIRELESSLY for a cause she didn’t directly benefit from, you’re damn right I would award her a hell of a lot more than $650,000.
Being a decent human being should not allow someone to qualify for an academic scholarship that is designed for people who experience systemic oppression that you do not experience.
Men shouldn’t receive a scholarship designed for women no matter how often he may volunteer for Planned Parenthood, etc.
A white person shouldn’t qualify for a scholarship for black people just because they’ve been marching in Ferguson.
How is this even debatable?
When I was like 6 years old I was woken up in the middle of night by a voice saying “play with me play with me” over and over and I stayed awake for two hours terrified as the voice continued and then I realized it was a furby
how s that less scary
2. It’s hell
3. Not like school hell, like ‘PLEASE SATAN STOP’ hell
3. Your arms will hurt, rip them off.
4. Your legs will hurt, rip them off.
5. Everything will go wrong, rip t.. cry.
7. Even though this post doesn’t seem serious, it is. PLEASE DO NOT TRY…
My dad accidentally threw a cheese grater at me so I left the room and he yelled “come back here you ungrateful child” while laughing hysterically
Update my mom just told me that if I had even a ‘shred’ of decency I would go back in there
Update #2: my dad apologized and told me he had only done it for ‘the grater good’