"why do you like floral prints so much" because i’m not a person. secretly i’m just a mass of bees. trying to blend in with humans. unable to let go of my love of flowers
I was born in the wrong generation. This generation is still racist as fuck and I can’t download a pizza. Wake me up in the year 3019.
When they play this, the crowd burts in a roar and shouts “She’s mine!”. Its pretty awesome
House dressed as a house painting a house on a house
are you okay Hugh?
I was not prepared for this.
What if it bites me and it dies?
that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.
What if it bites itself and I die?
What if it bites me and someone else dies?
That’s correlation, not causation.
what if we bite each other and neither of us die
oh my god
this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever
My parents aren’t home
You know what that means
*sits in the living room instead of sealing myself away in my room*
this is too accurate
*parents close the door*, *emerges slowly from room like an easily startled deer*
*Parents come home* *scurries back to room like frightened squirrel*
Y’all think this is a joke but it’s 100% accurate
"I did my homework right away so I didn’t have to wait till the last minute like you.."
don’t talk to strangers online because you will become best friends with them, and the distance will ruin your life
Jessica Williams and Travon (one of the staff writers) do it again!
This is why white women can’t be in the natural hair movement
Had to bold that comment
Imagine your OTP hosting a radio show together.
Petition for Carlos to co-host one day.
Jack and the Doctor.
John and David.
doing the Doctor Who theme tune.
This is the first time this has appeared on my dash, this is unaceptable, I want this everyday.
Can we make this an always reblog yes or yes.
im pretty sure that is the first and only time the host has ever smiled on the show
John Barrowman you are Jack Harkness.
WHEN THE BBC IS AWESOME AT CASTING AKA ALWAYS
You could put John Barrowman next to a puppy, and I’d probably pick John Barrowman.